Good Coding with ElseIF

[bplus]

 ...that one day I may have a General AI of my own. Scary I know.

Hopefully yours won't be artificial, invested in as much with love as with intelligence.

[Dimster]

You know b , I think I'm going to rename my program " Pinocchio ". I always associate Geppetto with the words "It's alive, it's alive". (I know I'm wrong)

[bplus]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1qNeGSJaQ9Q

One of my favorite phrases!

Along with "Pinocchio" there is the modern day "Data" who did an amusing study of joke telling.

Hmm... teach your program to tell what is fresh and funny and what is old and corny and what isn't either.

If Funny Then
 If FoundOnInternet then 
  Fresher (unless barely found at all, might be freshest) 
 Else
  OldNCorny
 End If
Else
 WhatIsIt
End If