Star Wars

[OldMoses]

That's gouda advice.

[Pete]

Did you hear? Steve just bought one of Santa's helpers to pull his plow. Olive, the other reindeer.

[bplus]

Hope you don't get squashed between all the punkins.

[Pete]

I hope nut, either. Hey, just wondering, if you rub two sticks together, will you end up with bred sticks?

[SMcNeill]

Dought it!

[Pete]

Well then did you hear the one about the couple who fell in the river? The guy survived by using his wife as a flotation device, but it took hours to get to shore because she was a tough hoe to row.