Library help

[SMcNeill]

Anyone know where I can find a cute librarian? 
Pete

Of coures! 

Sounds like you're asking for my services.  All those libraries you're talking about, I already have. 

Unfortunately, I don't think you can afford my services, and I don't think your HR Department would allow it.  You'd never get any work done, as they'd never get you out of their office for all the harassment you always send my pretty little way.